I'm hungry, tired, cold and homesick today (also just plain sick).

I miss the desert.



(treeson has never seen the desert! only new york and montreal.)



Sometimes I wake up in Montreal and all I can think is WHAT IS THIS PLACE, WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE, AND WHAT AM I DOING HERE???

(seriously guys, get the fuck out)

I'm mostly cranky because I want to paint and also because Canada Post is massively incompetent. Fuck the postal service, it'd be a shorter wait to just invent a goddamn transporter. It takes them NINE days to go from Richmond to Calgary? I could walk faster than that. JESUS EFFIN CHRIST, PEOPLE. Maybe we can just hire anencephalic babies. Projected increase in productivity and efficiency: 5000%.

If Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were as cute as Bernadette Carroll, maybe i wouldn't hate them so much.

Party Girl -Bernadette Carroll.



this is my self-portrait. i am awkward and have horrible posture. i love giraffes and bees.