no faith in happiness

also

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:34:10 GMT

our house falling into disrepair

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 05:20:31 GMT

i'm sick again (HOW? i don't know)
i went to the lab to try to run an experiment and i was in the fish room standing and then next i was sitting and i'm not sure what happened in between

FUN STUFF

so i came home instead and cleaned and also baked this monstrosity

c-c-c-c-crack haus

it was alex's birthday and he's leaving tomorrow so we got a keg and pizza and killed zombies

frank + i got to level 8 on nazi zombies.

magnum + good machine gun is a combo that can't be beat

except by ray gun + ray gun

tatssss

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:36:41 GMT

http://fuckyeahtattoos.tumblr.com/

i'm so conflicted about color tattoos.

also conflicted about good looking dudes with questionable tattoos

observe:

okay most of it isn't so bad but the two people kissing in the center, i just really really don't like at all. but then again i hate pretty much every tattoo that has faces in it ever.

random photo dump

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:14:15 GMT

frank & bunny at expozine. we were too awkward to talk to people properly so we rambled and mostly drew dumb pictures and also made dead baby jokes.

this is what my bedroom wall looks like

AND YES THAT'S TOTALLY REAL

also my hair used to look like this:

but now i look even moar asian

also my hair has ~*~magickally*~*~ grown like 10 inches overnight

ruining my life

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:41:44 GMT

http://fuckyeahpokememe.tumblr.com/

all i want to do is go back in time and kill archimedes

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 18:02:42 GMT

HUALGHUALGHAULGHALGUHG

I HAVE FINISHED MY RELIGIOUS STUDIES TERM PAPER
WITH TWO HOURS TO SPARE

GO HEATHER GO!

now i only have my ancient science presentation left!
this doesn't sound bad except:
1) it's supposed to be an hour long!! AN HOUR
2) and i only present it to one guy, who could not be more intimidating, even if he had a broad sword! he probably does, actually!
3) and he knows EVERYTHING ABOUT ANCIENT SCIENCE
4) and i am scared shitless when it comes to everything about him!!!!
5) did i mention it's on motherfucking ANCIENT GREEK MATHEMATICS
6) and i have to prove what archimedes proves???
7) HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK USADHFJKLASDFSDAKJF WHY DID I TAKE THIS CLASS IT IS FUCKING WITH MY MIND SO HARD

oh man guys i cannot wait for this semester to END

also in other news i started my violin lessons

it is pretty hilarious to be doing MUZAK EXERCISES that i have not done since like the 4th grade when i first started playing the saxamaphone

and it is also a good way to retaliate: playing like two notes i can play REALLY REALLY LOUD when my neighbors have loud sex

coooooooop!

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:10:43 GMT

last night instead of finishing up my final take home exam i watched dune.
for those of us not in the know it is the movie where sting tries to sex-knife agent cooper but agent cooper sex-knifes him instead and makes it rain

"In 1975, Jodorowsky planned to film the story as a ten hour feature, in collaboration with Salvador Dali, Orson Welles, Gloria Swanson, David Carradine, Geraldine Chaplin, Alain Delon, Hervé Villechaize and Mick Jagger. The music would be composed by Magma, Henry Cow and Karlheinz Stockhausen or Pink Floyd. Jodorowsky set up a pre-production unit in Paris consisting of Chris Foss, a British artist who designed covers for science fiction periodicals, Jean Giraud (Moebius), a French illustrator who created and also wrote and drew for Metal Hurlant magazine, and H. R. Giger. Moebius began designing creatures and characters for the film, while Foss was brought in to design the film's space ships and hardware. Giger began designing the Harkonnen Castle based on Moebius' storyboards, and Dali was cast as the Emperor with a reported salary of $100,000 an hour. Jodorowsky's son Brontis Jodorowsky was to play Paul Atreides. Dan O'Bannon was to head the special effects department.

Dali and Jodorowsky began quarreling over money, and just as the storyboards, designs, and script were finished, the financial backing dried up. Frank Herbert travelled to Europe in 1976 to find that $2 million of the $9.5 million budget had already been spent in pre-production, and that Jodorowsky's script would result in a 14-hour movie ("It was the size of a phonebook", Herbert later recalled). Jodorowsky took creative liberties with the source material, but Herbert said that he and Jodorowsky had an amicable relationship."

IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH MORE EPIC
it almost makes me cry.

to be fair the cube fighting is pretty great still

what the shit took me so long

Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:17:33 GMT

picked it up on a whim yesterday mainly for the album art

KIND OF WORTH IT IN EVERY WAY

i'm almost famous!

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 17:53:48 GMT

john darnielle!

also winnipeg, what is wrong with you? you bought my toys!

what the shit

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:47:52 GMT

the only interesting model who didn't slut it up dies

GAYER THAN TWO MEN VOLUNTARILY HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:45:33 GMT

the water is broken at the lab i work.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE FISH HAPPY WITHOUT PROPER WATER

also my left leg is dying and my stomach is fucked up. i'm fucking BROKEN EVERYWHERE.

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:48:14 GMT

i was googling "mymbles" to see if the strip i was thinking of was online (so i wouldn't have to scan it)

BUT THEN I FOUND THIS MOOMIN FANFIC

WTF.

but to be fair i have not read it. i was just really confused that something like this would exist in the first place.

photo in which kristel reminds me how bad my posture is

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:01:49 GMT

reallyyyy

never realize how hunched i sit until i look at a picture.

baffling: you people bought my comics. wtf?

expozine DAY TWO

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 12:31:01 GMT

montreal ladies are babes for the most part

but montreal gentlemen have too much questionable facial hair

BUT I GUESS THAT'S WHAT'S HIP NOW

also, wtf. talking to people for 6 hours.

ANYWAY COME

CONSUME STUFF

reminder: EXPOZINE!!!

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 03:16:07 GMT

guys, expozine! this weekend! IT'S FREE! you should come and hang out with me.

expozine website

Saturday, November 14 and Sunday, November 15, 2009, from 12 p.m. to 6 p.m. at 5035 St-Dominique (Église Saint-Enfant Jésus, between St-Joseph and Laurier, near Laurier Métro). Free admission.

THERE WILL BE SYPHMAG STUFF + OCTOBUNNY STUFF + COMICS IN PAPER FORM IT WILL BE SWEET I AM TELLING YOU NOW

PLUS IF YOU WANT I WILL HIT ON YOU REALLY HARD (LADIES)

my baby

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:16:00 GMT

large format enlarger.

oh baby

fur & lace

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:52:12 GMT

hand sewing is meditative

take that moleskine

Mon, 26 Oct 2009 19:41:48 GMT

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/privileged_little_artiste

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:41:14 GMT

creepy yet beautiful

but the thing with something like that is that it seems inherently limiting. how many animals can you do before it becomes boring? gears in stuffed animals, we get it. now what?

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 18:12:34 GMT

in the past two weeks every time i have slept i keep having really cinematic nightmares

EVERY NAP, EVERY NIGHT, EVERY TIME I GO BACK TO SLEEP

1.running away from something, then stumbled into a massive antique furniture/human store. people were buying other humans to put their minds into so they could escape something they weren't fond of in their current lives.

there was also a lot of other stuff that didn't make sense, but it ended with a fat chick with pink hair choosing to die so the rest of the people in the store could live. they braided her hair into a mass of ropes and then burned her alive.

2. yesterday
a lot of psychobabble, exciting car chase, kicking ass with sub-machine guns, only to find a charred, dying stump of a corpse on my drive way with his skull half sticking out, begging me to finish him off.

3. walking a bridge with nails driving into the bottom of my feet. someone abandons a kid ahead of me, and i walk the rest of the bridge holding the damn thing while the added weight pushes my feet deeper into nails.

4. i come in to the lab to run an experiment, my fish dies, gets eaten by a giant slimy lizard who fills up the entire experimental tank with goo before moving onto all of my other fish and eating them.

5. in a crowded metro, trying to take out a crazy transdimensional shape shifter that NOBODY NOTICES EXCEPT ME

WTF BRAIN

lord, send me a mechanic if I'm not beyond repair

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 17:36:14 GMT

guys there are good songs about the bible and there are bad songs about the bible

AND THEN THERE ARE MOUNTAIN GOATS SONGS ABOUT THE BIBLE

this is to say, this shit transcends all human meaning of good and bad.

my insane science ramblings

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 20:03:30 GMT

are now all collected here

Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:18:25 GMT

i learned how to make MUZAKS with FISH

i'm awesome

ahhhh fuck guys what am i doing

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 19:04:52 GMT

1. my thesis proposal got accepted
2. i didn't fail my philosophy assignment WHICH IS ALWAYS SURPRISING. i am not as bad with euclidean proofs as i assumed.
3. entire overhaul of my art portfolio and i'm gonna buy a domain name
but sometimesland or moon colony? tough call, because BOTH ARE AVAILABLE
4. i'm going to be in toronto! for canzine!
and i'm going to come back to montreal! for expozine!

octobunny status update

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:01:06 GMT

PICTURE REMOVED SEE BELOW

rockin it with masta xyzzy