http://fuckyeahtattoos.tumblr.com/

i'm so conflicted about color tattoos.

also conflicted about good looking dudes with questionable tattoos

observe:



okay most of it isn't so bad but the two people kissing in the center, i just really really don't like at all. but then again i hate pretty much every tattoo that has faces in it ever.

frank & bunny at expozine. we were too awkward to talk to people properly so we rambled and mostly drew dumb pictures and also made dead baby jokes.


this is what my bedroom wall looks like

AND YES THAT'S TOTALLY REAL

also my hair used to look like this:


but now i look even moar asian

also my hair has ~*~magickally*~*~ grown like 10 inches overnight

HUALGHUALGHAULGHALGUHG

I HAVE FINISHED MY RELIGIOUS STUDIES TERM PAPER
WITH TWO HOURS TO SPARE

GO HEATHER GO!

now i only have my ancient science presentation left!
this doesn't sound bad except:
1) it's supposed to be an hour long!! AN HOUR
2) and i only present it to one guy, who could not be more intimidating, even if he had a broad sword! he probably does, actually!
3) and he knows EVERYTHING ABOUT ANCIENT SCIENCE
4) and i am scared shitless when it comes to everything about him!!!!
5) did i mention it's on motherfucking ANCIENT GREEK MATHEMATICS
6) and i have to prove what archimedes proves???
7) HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK USADHFJKLASDFSDAKJF WHY DID I TAKE THIS CLASS IT IS FUCKING WITH MY MIND SO HARD



oh man guys i cannot wait for this semester to END

also in other news i started my violin lessons

it is pretty hilarious to be doing MUZAK EXERCISES that i have not done since like the 4th grade when i first started playing the saxamaphone

and it is also a good way to retaliate: playing like two notes i can play REALLY REALLY LOUD when my neighbors have loud sex

last night instead of finishing up my final take home exam i watched dune.
for those of us not in the know it is the movie where sting tries to sex-knife agent cooper but agent cooper sex-knifes him instead and makes it rain

"In 1975, Jodorowsky planned to film the story as a ten hour feature, in collaboration with Salvador Dali, Orson Welles, Gloria Swanson, David Carradine, Geraldine Chaplin, Alain Delon, Hervé Villechaize and Mick Jagger. The music would be composed by Magma, Henry Cow and Karlheinz Stockhausen or Pink Floyd. Jodorowsky set up a pre-production unit in Paris consisting of Chris Foss, a British artist who designed covers for science fiction periodicals, Jean Giraud (Moebius), a French illustrator who created and also wrote and drew for Metal Hurlant magazine, and H. R. Giger. Moebius began designing creatures and characters for the film, while Foss was brought in to design the film's space ships and hardware. Giger began designing the Harkonnen Castle based on Moebius' storyboards, and Dali was cast as the Emperor with a reported salary of $100,000 an hour. Jodorowsky's son Brontis Jodorowsky was to play Paul Atreides. Dan O'Bannon was to head the special effects department.

Dali and Jodorowsky began quarreling over money, and just as the storyboards, designs, and script were finished, the financial backing dried up. Frank Herbert travelled to Europe in 1976 to find that $2 million of the $9.5 million budget had already been spent in pre-production, and that Jodorowsky's script would result in a 14-hour movie ("It was the size of a phonebook", Herbert later recalled). Jodorowsky took creative liberties with the source material, but Herbert said that he and Jodorowsky had an amicable relationship."


IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH MORE EPIC
it almost makes me cry.

to be fair the cube fighting is pretty great still

picked it up on a whim yesterday mainly for the album art

KIND OF WORTH IT IN EVERY WAY

john darnielle!

also winnipeg, what is wrong with you? you bought my toys!

the only interesting model who didn't slut it up dies

GAYER THAN TWO MEN VOLUNTARILY HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER

the water is broken at the lab i work.


HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE FISH HAPPY WITHOUT PROPER WATER

also my left leg is dying and my stomach is fucked up. i'm fucking BROKEN EVERYWHERE.

i was googling "mymbles" to see if the strip i was thinking of was online (so i wouldn't have to scan it)

BUT THEN I FOUND THIS MOOMIN FANFIC

WTF.

but to be fair i have not read it. i was just really confused that something like this would exist in the first place.

reallyyyy



never realize how hunched i sit until i look at a picture.



baffling: you people bought my comics. wtf?

montreal ladies are babes for the most part

but montreal gentlemen have too much questionable facial hair

BUT I GUESS THAT'S WHAT'S HIP NOW

also, wtf. talking to people for 6 hours.

ANYWAY COME

CONSUME STUFF

guys, expozine! this weekend! IT'S FREE! you should come and hang out with me.

expozine website


Saturday, November 14 and Sunday, November 15, 2009, from 12 p.m. to 6 p.m. at 5035 St-Dominique (Église Saint-Enfant Jésus, between St-Joseph and Laurier, near Laurier Métro). Free admission.

THERE WILL BE SYPHMAG STUFF + OCTOBUNNY STUFF + COMICS IN PAPER FORM IT WILL BE SWEET I AM TELLING YOU NOW

PLUS IF YOU WANT I WILL HIT ON YOU REALLY HARD (LADIES)

large format enlarger.

oh baby

hand sewing is meditative

creepy yet beautiful

but the thing with something like that is that it seems inherently limiting. how many animals can you do before it becomes boring? gears in stuffed animals, we get it. now what?

in the past two weeks every time i have slept i keep having really cinematic nightmares

EVERY NAP, EVERY NIGHT, EVERY TIME I GO BACK TO SLEEP

( but in these dreams when i am alive i am very skilled with small arms )

WTF BRAIN

guys there are good songs about the bible and there are bad songs about the bible

AND THEN THERE ARE MOUNTAIN GOATS SONGS ABOUT THE BIBLE

this is to say, this shit transcends all human meaning of good and bad.